Sound Bites, Iranian Style

Post Date:

November 3, 2009

If you're ever the most evil regime in the world -- on hated by all the good people -- and your back is up against the wall, you'd be wise to take a lesson from Iran's ambassador to the UN, Mohammad Khazaee (gazuntite!).

Khazaee (gazuntite!) recently sent a masterfully crafted letter of protest to UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moonin regarding Israel's intention not to allow Iran to threaten its existence with nuclear weapons. Clearly inspried by Shaggy's #1 hit "It Wasn't Me!," Khazaee's (gazuntite!) letter was an evil regime's diplomatic equivalent of a third grader's "No, you are!"

Here's how to do it:

Step 1: Write down everything that is true about yourself. For instance:

"Remarks such as these, stated once in a while by Iranian leaders, are no more than sorry excuses aimed at avoiding supplying answers regarding Iran's nuclear arsenal and deflecting public awareness from the crimes and terror Iran commits in the region."

Step 2: Replace yourself with your scapegoat.

"Remarks such as these, stated once in a while by Israeli leaders, are no more than sorry excuses aimed at avoiding supplying answers regarding Israel's nuclear arsenal and deflecting public awareness from the crimes and terror Israel commits in the region."

Step 3: Hit send. Laugh like Dr. Claw.